Fixing Final Fantasy 7 and it's Tifa Problem: How I would have done it

Yes I'm touching this Tar-Baby

I know I know, this will be a controversial and highly unpopular article to write or thing to admit but; I don’t much like Final Fantasy 7. I won’t get into all the details why (that’d be several essays), but needless to say it seems to me that this game has several major editorial/literary problems.

The game did not go through its final round of editing…